All things elevator…
Things to say in elevator:
1: Did you hear that!!!! Start looking around franticly!
2: When the doors shut quickly say “Don’t worry! They open again.”
3: Wear a wierd hat and when people enter say “Welcome to Elevator Air Lines, we hope you enjoy your
stay. What floor will you be traveling to today? I highly reccomend floor 3(or any other floor)
4: “May I see your passport mam’/sir?”
5: “We are taking a survey to see how many people enjoy having a steward or, stewardess in their elevator.
Would you like to pertisapate?”
6: While getting off as the doors close say, ” Have a safe trip, you’ll probably make it!”
Only use the more whitty ones if you are very gutsy and don’t care what happens to you. Some are practicaly suicide lol!

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